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18 February 2009 @ 02:44 am
 
And of the captain: today the deckhand related an excellent story, not at all unusual or out of character. Leaving the parking lot of the supermarket, they were blocked by two trucks. The captain slams on the horn repeatedly, but one of the truck just backs up toward him. He manages to pull around the truck but stops next to it and asks the deckhand to roll down his window.  and shouts in his heavy New York accent    " 'Ey what the fuck is wrong with you?" The driver says ""-Eh! Fuck you!" The captain, who has a heavy New York accent, shouts "Fuck you and fuck your mother!" The driver, an Albanian, comes back "Fuck your mother!" The captain then tells him "Fuck your mother again and go fuck a donkey and go back to your motherfucking country you fucking raghead" and drives away. The deckhand asks the captain who is pale and overweight and probably covered with sweat because he sweats when he exerts himself in the least like when he's eating, "Why do you do that? Don't you think he could have a gun or something? You could get shot." The captain, is still pissed and yells at him "You don't think I have a gun? You think I would drive around without a gun? You fucking moron, of course I have a gun."

I asked him about later on and he told it again. He added "With those foreigners you gotta bring their mother into it. Something about their mother really gets them."

He grew up with my dad. We talk about the joys of having Norwegian ancestry. Of course, he terms it "Superior Aryan Blood."
 
 
 
thejunkpit on February 19th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
this made me laugh.
duccioduccio on February 19th, 2009 08:49 am (UTC)
Fascinating, this one and the last.
bootsinrain on February 23rd, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
Glad you think so. More to come, to be sure.
Mr. Milkmanmistermilkman on March 3rd, 2009 01:15 am (UTC)
this gave me superior aryan blood
Mr. Milkmanmistermilkman on March 20th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
i want more, more.